Clueless & Breathless 5K, 10K & Half

Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races.

Like, Totally Worth Getting Up For

Plaid, 90s jams, and mall-glam energy meet a morning on the L.A. River Path.

Saturday, February 6, 2027 · 7:00 AM Pacific 6846 Owensmouth Ave, Canoga Park, CA 91303

Choose Clueless & Breathless 5K, Totally Buggin’ 10K, or the Alaïa Half Marathon from the event options above.

Your Race Soundtrack

Get into the race-day mood with Jed’s playlist.

Listen on Spotify

Before You Go

Do I need to be fast or know the movie? Runners, walkers, first-timers, and movie fans are welcome. Come for the theme and move at your own pace.

Are costumes required? No. Costumes are welcome, and ordinary running clothes are welcome too. Choose shoes and clothing you can comfortably run or walk in.

Can I run virtually? Choose the Multiverse Mall Dash (Virtual), complete your race wherever you are, and earn the same themed finisher medal as in-person runners.

Parody note: This is a fan-made parody event inspired by classic pop culture. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holders.